Fast Movie Review - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Episode III was a blur of emotionally stunted scenes and Anakin making idiotic decisions that endanger himself, Padmé, and the entire galaxy. In the final prequel episode, Anakin is pulled over to the Dark Side by a few cliché lines from Darth Sidious. The Jedis continue to unnecessarily perform back flips during combat, resulting in the amputation of three of Anakin's limbs. As a result, Anakin is encased in the Vader suit which he is obviously not happy about.

Meanwhile, Padmé gives birth, looses the will to live, and dies. Even though this is supposed to be a very advanced civilization, painkillers were not provided as Padmé gave birth, or as Anakin had his body turned into a cyborg. Ehh, pain is strength. Overall Revenge of the Sith gave the thrill of action as well as...yeah that's about it.

Rating: 1 Deathstar

~ by Anna & Sophie